Funny in-game quotes

[Raissa]

17:12 Eudinho [186]: if i drop sail fossil, i'll send a pic from my ass to Jano

 

[Matelus]

Winged [170]: Shouya, I am around 193-195. Depends if I did poop today or not XD
Shouya [150]: How does your height change when you take a dump XD
Winged [170]: And I was 65kg half year ago xD
Shouya [150]: Yeah it's more noticeable on your height
Winged [170]: Cuz when I am tired etc.. I am not perfectly str8 xD
Rizzie [144]: I knew you were part gay
Shouya [150]: So you're a bit gay then?

 

[Shouya]

15:25 Shouya [151]: Update the first post of your LT
15:25 Shouya [151]: It says current rank 25
15:27 Fallen Angel [206]: I update it on later posts
15:27 Fallen Angel [206]: so no need
15:27 Fallen Angel [206]: xD
15:27 Shouya [151]: Looks ugly
15:27 Fallen Angel [206]: I'm ugly
15:27 Fallen Angel [206]: so np
15:27 Shouya [151]: Fair enough

 

[demzpacito]

03:15 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: poha vey
03:15 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: to jogano
03:15 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: minha prima ta no grau
03:15 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: eu tmb
03:15 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: ai ela pegunto
03:15 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: se tinha uns gato online
03:15 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: ai mostrei
03:15 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: minha vi
03:15 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: vip
03:15 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: so tinha vc
03:15 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: ai ela falo qm é esse
03:15 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: mostrei teu zap
03:16 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: ela xono
03:16 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: falo pra te aprenseta
03:16 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: aonde se mora
03:16 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: e pa
03:16 Demz [279]: kkkkk vai dormir bicho
03:16 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: carai dmz
03:16 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: ta duvidando?
03:16 Demz [279]: não
03:16 Demz [279]: to rindo mt ahahah
03:17 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: q ltua cidade msm
03:17 Demz [279]: niteroi
03:17 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: carai kk
03:17 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: maruqei de mostra tua foto
03:17 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: falo q qria pula
03:17 Hulfzinha Sexy [202]: na agua co mvc
03:17 Demz [279]: kkkkk

Padventures is the new Tinder

 

[shellman]

11:47 Mortal Kombat [91]: ?
11:48 Thiicolost [186]: Finish him
11:48 Mortal Kombat [91]: falei com o tio, e nao com a tia
11:49 Mai Shiranue [113]: fatality

 

[shellman]

18:03 Mai Shiranue [114]: ahaw haw haw haw
18:03 Mai Shiranue [114]: persian comeu sua lingua?
18:03 Superxr Nearatshitwo [124]: comeu
18:03 Superxr Nearatshitwo [124]: o cu
18:03 Superxr Nearatshitwo [124]: tb

 

[Khormes]

13:57 Khormes [256]: nie pierdol 13:57 Taxer Pogromca [148]: nie pierdole 13:57 Taxer Pogromca [148]: bo takiego grubasa 13:57 Taxer Pogromca [148]: to nikt nie chce 13:57 Taxer Pogromca [148]: nawet geje nie chca

 

[shellman]

01:00 Shichibukai [223]: o rattata roeu a outfit do nidoking
01:05 Shichibukai [223]: Cada mankey no seu galho.
01:05 Shichibukai [223]: Caiu na rede, é Magikarp.
01:06 Forasteiro [161]: arcanine q late, nao morde
01:10 Shichibukai [223]: Rapidash dado não se olha os dentes.
01:11 Shellman [169]: a curiosidade matou o persian
01:15 Shichibukai [223]: quem nao tem arcanine, caça com glameow
01:16 Forasteiro [161]: um olho no goldin outro no meowth
01:23 Forasteiro [161]: filho de seaking goldin é
01:25 Shichibukai [223]: tinha uma spinarak subindo na parede
01:25 Shichibukai [223]: veio o rain dance e a derrubou
01:26 Forasteiro [161]: oq os olhos n veem, luvidisc n sente
01:30 Forasteiro [161]: qnd s anne esta afudano os ratata sao os primeiro a pular fora
01:31 Davyd Trainer [139]: mais vale um pidgey na mao do q 2 voando
01:32 Shellman [169]: webnamoro é igual orelha de tauros, perto do chifre e longe do rabo

pt chat <3

 

[shellman]

00:06 Ariaquai [20]: Como eu retorno para a cidade natal?
00:06 Kaneki Izumi [155]: esperando até 25 de dezembro

 

[shellman]

18:58 Nobblack [69]: podia ter order na vida real
18:58 Nobblack [69]: to quereno sai desse buraco q e minha vida

 

[Raissa]

21:48 Raissa: sell polish internet
21:48 Shellman [214]: pay with buttsex
21:48 Eudinho [190]: pay with my virginity

 

[Shadow Mist]

21:48 Raissa: sell polish internet
21:48 Shellman [214]: pay with buttsex
21:48 Eudinho [190]: pay with my virginity

pay with my whole body, please

 

[Raissa]

17:47 Sucriiilhosforever [platinum]: i'm more excited than when i lost my ass virginity

 

[Sucrilhosforever]

17:47 Sucriiilhosforever [platinum]: i'm more excited than when i lost my ass virginity

that's fake

 

[karksiukas]

I just couldn't not do it

 

[Raissa]

07:01 Ridoku [178]: this is unfair ...
07:01 Ridoku [178]: this game is fucking dificult
07:01 Raissa: difficult for brainless people only
07:01 Ridoku [178]: but i am brainless -.-
07:01 Ridoku [178]: its unfair if u have that disease
07:02 Ridoku [178]: im a brainless cant understand




07:27 Sucriiilhosforever [platinum]: search my vulpix and i'll give ass as a prixe

 

[Soul Keeper]

 

[shellman]

13:22 Haruky [151]: shell
13:22 Haruky [151]: depois que ouvi sua voz
13:22 Haruky [151]: acredito
13:22 Haruky [151]: en vc
13:23 Haruky [151]: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
13:23 Shellman [224]: ???
13:23 Shellman [224]: gostou da voz mascula
13:23 Haruky [151]: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
13:23 Haruky [151]: achei que vc tinha voz de baitola

 

[Raissa]

15:34 Sucriilhosforeveer [30]: i am gayer than matelus and eudinho together

21:28 Zelricks On Platinum [platinum]: you loved to bite your pillow
21:28 Zousa [174]: ay wei
21:28 Eudinho [185]: i love when u make me as a chair
21:28 Eudinho [185]: and sit all the night

 

[Sucrilhosforever]

excuse me what the fuck?


16:32 Aeegon [diamond]: hey, why doesn't gastrodon have surf? is it because you are racist?
16:32 Zelricks [diamond]: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
16:36 Sucriiilhosforever [169]: jesus christ, this game never ceases to amaze me