Funny in-game quotes

[Shadow Mist]

Pretty simple. Place to post the best quotes in game, like:

22:26 Grayword [platinum]: 22:23 Server restart has been cancelled. a que le creemos hay reset
22:27 [PA] Hohenheim: cree en Jesus, we

 

[Lord Sqnik]

19:57 Pajonk [89]: waste time in this game
19:57 Pajonk [89]: bb
19:57 Pecunia [622]: you will be back as always
19:57 Pecunia [622]: so dont pretend to be offended
19:57 Pecunia [622]: none buys it
19:58 Pecunia [622]: you are too tied to it
19:58 Pecunia [622]: sadly for you
19:58 Pajonk [89]: i got deletion for nick player
19:58 Pecunia [622]: how sad
19:58 Pecunia [622]: have you ever consider about writing a book about it?
19:58 Pecunia [622]: "pulok and my deletion"
19:58 Pecunia [622]: best seller book

 

[Raissa]

20:00 [CM] Dosnyan: but as i said, this stantler only leaves my house when i lost my ass virginity

 

[Lord Sqnik]

06:54 Kaktoos [152]: Which Abilities you can't use?
06:55 Hmgsuperman [37]: i cant fly
06:57 Kaktoos [152]: With which Pokemon?
07:04 Hmgsuperman [37]: Ivysaur

 

[Isablue]

19:10 Noel [91]: medigos pendejos tengo 11 años k esperaban

19:25 Noel [91]: calmesen eso se yama bulin

19:48 Noel [95]: no hoygo soy de palo tengo erejaar de pescado

19:00 Noel [107]: ya yego por kien yoraban

15:00 Noel [103]: medijos viego
15:00 Noel [103]: son todos unos veteranos

 

[karksiukas]

I know it's supposed to be quotes but i'm too lazy to rewrite

 

[Tsotss]

22:16 Ekonom [166]: Wlasnie tak mi sie skojarzylo z tym Lunatone... Tak jakby Aga np byla na spacerze ze swoim psem i wjebala sie do rzeki przykladowo. Krzyczalaby Luna! Tone!


15:27 Lord Sqnik [185]: czuje ze zaraz tu zrobie bialo

09:16 Marcinpl [105]: jak dostane bana to zloze zawiadomienie do propokuratory na cala gre za brak licencji na grafike

 

[karksiukas]

(help channel)

Ale Impossible [51]: i need help with ks
Donyiro [107]: this gay is insulting me so racist
Donyiro [107]: an talk i have screenshots of her and her friends \\ [gay]
Popeye [diamond]: Move to another place, if they follow you tell me
Donyiro [107]: i tell this to her
Ale Impossible [51]: donyiro still following me, this man is a retard
Doniyro [107]: 12:23 Ale Impossible [51]: 12:23 Ale Impossible [51]: fuck off u screenshot 12:23 Ale Impossible [51]: put in yor ass 12:23 Ale Impossible [51]: i dont care go kil yorself
Doniyro [107]: ok i report you
Ale Impossible [51]: so you will not do nothing with this guy
Doniyro [107]: man you are idiot
Ale impossible [51]: put report in yor ass go learn engliss

 

[Javier Wong]

17:40 Juaxxo Armz [136]: yo soy transgenero
21:07 Juaxxo Armz [139]: me acaban de meter el pito y no fue mi papa
14:29 Juaxxo Armz [139]: todos me la estan metiendo

JAJAJAJ TE QUIERO JUAXO!

 

[Dark Raze]

01:14 Sosa-vzla [144]: asi son todos los nuevos con ganas a la semana ya andan como nosotros

 

[Raissa]

05:54 Raissa [6969]: bearded man = sexy
05:56 [GM] Vitto: i know
05:56 [GM] Vitto: i shave every 6 months
05:56 [GM] Vitto: so it grows bigger
05:56 [GM] Vitto: wonder if that works with penis

 

[Tsotss]

19:09 Arroni Amman [157]: don't fap too hard 19:09 Arroni Amman [157]: your little bird will fall off


17:42 Tsots [183]: Bede bral Cie. Gdzie ? W aucie. Mnie ? Cie. 17:41 [CM] Raissa: ehe

20:53 Raissa: na gole klaty Wiktoria 20:53 Himbeere [163]: nom 20:53 Holydees [153]: deska o deske?

 

[Khormes]

23:23 [CM] Dosnyan: I use dildo every night. I share it with Zelricks

 

[Shadow Mist]

19:14 Sheeper [215]: I guess Sting
19:14 Sheeper [215]: is doing some jewish tricks
19:14 Sheeper [215]: to get all the rewards

#BlameSting

 

[Shouya]

*Poke Huntress saying how older she is*

Shouya [63]:Hag
Shouya [63]:Just kidding
Poke Huntress [130]:im not a hag.. more like a milf

*Meanwhile Rizzie at same time*
Rizzie [141]: I'm not gay
Rizzie [141]: My boyfriend is

 

[Raissa]

18:23 Sucriiilhosforever [platinum]: fucking kurwa of a bugged host i wish i could be a rotom so i'd have sex with their servers then with their asses

 

[demzpacito]

22:58 Future [222]: 22:50 [Below Zero] 42/100 Ground-type Pokemon defeated.
22:59 Future [222]: pensa em um negócio chato
22:59 Future [222]: kkk
22:59 Demz [271]: quer moleza senta no pau do fernands
22:59 Fernands [218]: tu fala isso pq não conheçe minha muié
22:59 Demz [271]: o dela é mais mole?

 

[Lord Sqnik]

21:02 Wrozbita Maciey [168]: do wygrania owocow misa
21:03 Wrozbita Maciey [168]: jebac disa orka zwisa
21:03 Wrozbita Maciey [168]: xD
21:03 Ravenkoksik [87]: mhm
21:03 : Sting has muted Wrozbita Maciey for reason: zostaw disa dobra morda.
21:03 Sting [206]: szkaluje
21:04 Khormes [204]: sting dobra morda wbije na 20 minut i zmutuje pol serva
21:04 Khormes [204]: XD
21:04 Sting [206]: ;V
21:05 Lord Sqnik [221]: solidarnosc orkow
21:05 Lord Sqnik [221]: XD

 

[Khormes]

#destroyed

 

[shellman]

18:34 Mortal Kombat [81]: cara, fico com pikachu 60+ ou evoluo? ja vi pikachu 130
18:40 Eudinho [186]: uma pica 130 deve ser melhor
18:40 Eudinho [186]: pikachu*